OH MOFFAT AND GATISS YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURES MADE OF UMBRELLAS AND FANGIRL FAIRY DUST.
Christwire brings us “Christian Phrases with Bryan Blake - 51 Christian Friendly Words for ‘Vagina’”
These “Christian-friendly” words include “bullet wound” and “snake catcher.” Bullet wound? Seriously? This reference to a woman’s genitalia is violent and extremely degrading.
Bryan explains, when you use words like “Vagina”, a “disgusting” word, you “allow Satan to enter your body and take control of your mouth.” Bryan provides us 51 other ways to refer to a vagina, so we don’t all sound like “filthy Europeans.”
Hey Bryan, did you know, a Vagina is an anatomical body part, half the population has a vagina, and that you yourself would not be standing here today if it were not for the awesomeness of a vagina??! Did you know that? We won’t let you shame us for saying the word vagina, and we will certainly not let you shame us for having a vagina!
VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA!
Ugh can this guy please just fuck right off.
THIS IS A JOKE. It takes five seconds to go to this website, or to find this video, and realise that this is satire. People on the internet are too ready to be offended or to defend something that doesn’t even need defending. Bryan Whatsisface is actually pretty funny, I’ve discovered. So check him out, and chill out.
It occurs to me that if I were a guy, I’d clearly be a
BBC SHERLOCK DREAM CAST:
↳ Catherine Tate as Harry Watson
”So have things gotten any better… with Clara?”
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“Sherlock II Bed”
From Mark’s twitter.
Mark also tweeted: “Goodbye, farewell, amen. If anyone wants me, I’ll be in bed for a month”
I’ll be in bed for a month too.
But for different reasons.
The reasons in this photo.